Civil War in My Pants

(Remember: No Such thing as TMI on this blog. Read the categories & tags and be warned! 😉 ) The historical summary of the Civil War in Not-So-Fertile Girl’s Pants: Year: 2013-present Conflicting Sides: Pelvic Rest vs. Pregnancy Whoremones   So, the 4th & 5th Months of pregnancy have been and are shaping up to be … Continue reading →

Civil War In My Head

Let me start by apologizing for being a lazy blogger over the past week. My internet was in an out and slow where I was for Thanksgiving, and I’ve been so TIRED these last couple of days. Things are going so well. I’m in a weird place for my personality. I’m such a pessimist, usually. … Continue reading →

Over-Anlayzing

It’s already begun. The insane thoughts. The noticing, and then analyzing, every, single, teeny, tiny feeling in my body that’s “odd.” (also known as: probably always there, but I don’t pay attention to it b/c I’m not thinking I might be knocked up.) I’ve been peeing a lot. A lot, a lot. In addition to … Continue reading →

Guess Who’s Back? Back Again.

Miss me? You may be asking, “Why have you abandoned your blog just as the action was heating up, Not-So-Fertile Girl?” Or, you may not have noticed my lengthy absence. Hopefully, the former. There’s no exciting or detailed answer. I haven’t gone anywhere. I’ve been right here. Checking your posts sporadically on my phone, logging on to … Continue reading →

Just. Keep. Swimming.

It’s not as easy as Dory makes it sound. Today, Hubby and I went to see Finding Nemo. We’re not big on 3D movies – Hubby because he’s cheap, and me because I wear glasses and wearing glasses on top of glasses is a giant pain the ass. However, we couldn’t miss the chance to see … Continue reading →

Freaking Out

Who would have thought that good news day would be just as stressful as bad news day?! 😛 So, I was wrong in my last post. TODAY I got my BEST results ever at the RE office. I went in today for CD17 monitoring. On my left ovary, my dominant follicle had grown from 17mm … Continue reading →

Negative, Ghostrider: The Pattern is Full…

…full of lazy-ass, slow-growing, PCOS follicles that won’t ovulate, that is. Hippie follicles. Hippie follicle protesters conducting a sit-in on my ovaries. Trouble is, I don’t know why they’re protesting, so I can’t negotiate. They’re crowding up the place, refusing to grow, refusing to let out an egg, and refusing to leave. I wish they’d … Continue reading →

Excuse My Angry Rant

For the record: If one more fucking person I know (except you guys) has a baby anytime soon, I’m going to explode! I just want to scream as many foul words as I know at the top of my lungs tonight. And I’m not even done waiting out all the other people’s pregnancies in my life right now. I … Continue reading →

Let’s Get This Party Started! (Finally.)

Prepare yourself. This blog will include happiness. Even if it’s only temporary, it’s enough for today. I got my call from Nurse P today. She told me that Dr. C. wants me to continue on the Metformin, since my glucose was normal. He says as long as I keep taking it, it should eventually get … Continue reading →

CDU (Cycle Day, um…?)

I’m feeling a little lonely today. I’ve been trying to catch up on some of my blog reading because I’ve been so busy the last 2 weeks with work and my parents moving into their own place! 🙂 Yay for one less daily stress! However, as I read everyone’s blogs (who are still TTC), I … Continue reading →